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(no subject) [Feb. 17th, 2005|12:27 am]
You scored as Sadistic Humour. Congratulations, you scored Sadistic Humour. You find the little things in life to be funny, and have a great sense of humour, whether it's stupid or dark. You're probably young, and older people don't understand why it's all so fucking hillarious. Either way, check out: Clerks, Mallrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Wayne's World.


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Update :P [Nov. 28th, 2004|11:41 pm]
[Current Mood |hopefulhopeful]
[Listening to |"Grace" by U2]

This is an update for posteritys sake. Life is good. I like Penguins. Starbucks is the devil but I love it. Yay for Gingerbread Lattes. U2 confuses me. Ok bye for now.
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Rules to Live By [Oct. 20th, 2004|03:41 pm]
[Current Mood |contentcontent]
[Listening to |"Times Like These" by Jack Johnson]

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only
way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;
and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps
to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
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George Lucas has lost his mind! [Sep. 27th, 2004|12:26 am]
Dude, my roommates and I just finished watching the DVD trilogy of Star Wars, we watched Return of the Jedi tonight. We're sitting there enjoying our Star Wars goodness and watching the last five minutes of the movie when the spirits of Obi-wan, Yoda, and Anakin appear while everyone is celebrating. To our shock, instead of the old guy who played the Anakin under the mask appering as a spirit, there appears Hayden Christiansen. My roommates and I all jumped off of our seats in unison and yelled out in pain. We seriously almost had simultaneou heart attacks. I dont know what George Lucas was thinking, but damn George, next time warn us before you slip some sneaky shit like that into our movies.
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School and Whatnot [Sep. 26th, 2004|04:30 pm]
[Current Mood |mellowmellow]
[Listening to |"Shine" by David Gray]

So this has been a pretty good week, no trouble with the law so far lol. Work started on Monday and school started on Thursday. Part of me is having fun getting back into the swing of things but theres a little voice in my head warning me that responsibility and shiteloads of homework are right around the corner. Fortunately my classes seem pretty cool this quarter. They are:

Art History 109C: Davinci
English 116A: The Old Testament
English 193: Detective Fiction
Japanese 110B: Medievel Japanese Literature

So yeah it should be an interesting quarter. Tuesday I took Naomi on a trip to the zoo. It was fun because not only was it the zoo, and how can the zoo not be awesome, but we saw a river otter getting itself off on its bed and then it sat there with the goofiest look on its face. Silly otter. We also had a gorilla run at us and throw itself up against the glass, thank God for multiple layers of glass. Then it ran by and punched the glass again, it was PISSY!

Let's see what else. We saw Sky Captain and the World of Tommorow last week. It was really good for a film noir sort of fun movie because thats what it was supposed to be, and I really enjoyed it. I still wanna see Resident Evil 2 but nobody here wants to see it. Bums! It cool though cuz Im running way low on money this week. Come on payday.

We bought a hooka on Friday night, its really nice, it has a sort of giraffe/antelope animal on the top of it so I named it "The Hookalope". I also got the Star Wars DVDs on Tuesday, and Im very happy with them despite the fact that theyre still the damn special editions. This means all of Mr. Lucas' bullshit little added scenes that he thinks 'complete' the movies. A dance number in Jabbas pallace, honestly? BUt my biggest complaint was no original ewok song. Bahhh! It was sooo cool and they replaced it with that mellow new bullshit, sure the new ending is badass, but why ruin a good thing. My roommate Chris bought both Star Ocean 3 AND Fable and I was playing Fable this week but then I watched the trailer for Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children again today so I had to get back into 7.

We went to DP last night and by the time we got out there there was no more alchohol so it was boo. Oh well, I have nothing against taking it easy for a while and just having fun. We ended up at the frat just smoking the hooka and hanging out and it was a lot of fun. I chased a possum. Anyways my entries are few and far between as well as looonnnggg now so I will conclude.
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The Dark Side of IV Shows Itself Again [Sep. 19th, 2004|01:07 pm]
[Current Mood |angryangry]
[Listening to |"So Says I" by The Shins]

Almost on queue a little over a year from last year when this happened to me, after a super fun summer in IV, everything comes to a crashing halt in the stupidest of situations. Last night Naomi and I and all of her roommates went out, and for the first time this summer DP was insane. All of the fresmen moved in yesterday and there they were, everywhere. We went to this party at the quiet end of DP and it took us like 30 minutes to squeak ourselves through the tiny hallways to make it to the living room and it was so hot inside it felt like you were actually melting. So we decided to get some drinks since it was so hot and we had decided not to drink that night because of too much drunken craziness lately. So we get these mixed drinks to help us keep cool and we decided to go out on the balcony. We tried to get to the back balcony but there were just too many damn people, you couldnt even get off the wall, so we decided to go to the side balcony-also too crowded, we moved on to the front balcony, it was much better, nice and cool out there. So her roommate finished her drink so I gave her the rest of mine. Not two minutes later does a pack of cops show up on the street. So the girls drop their drinks and we wait for the balcony to clear out to walk down the stairs and go home. This cop walks up to us and says "Lets see some id girls I saw you with those drinks." It was such bullshit. I mean yeah it was dumb to go on the front balcony with drinks, but there were people falling on their faces down the stairs all around us and all this cop cares about is his chance to give a couple of random girls MIPs. So theyre getting MIPs while Im standing there in total shock because 2 minutes earlier and that would have been me, AGAIN! Also there was this freshman girl next to us that was getting arrested because she lied to them about something and she was bawling her eyes out because she had JUST gotten to UCSB a few hours ago and just moved into the dorms. So they were arresting her and the cop was giggling at the fact that she was crying and telling her not to cry because it wouldnt help her. Such BULLSHIT!

I know that the cops in IV make their money off of ticketing students and they could care less who they get in trouble as long as they get a bunch of people, but their priorities are SERIOUSLY skewed.

Anyways Ive had a shitty last two nights, and I start work again tommorow, which will be fun and burdensome at the same time. Anyways Im trying to plan a fun and romantic afternoon but the place I wanted to go closes earlier than I thought so Ive got some figuring out to do. And I have to go for a run or do some sort of exercise cuz yeah, and then a shower. So Im done with this rant.
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I really hope this lasts [Sep. 9th, 2004|08:41 pm]
[Current Mood |excitedexcited]
[Listening to |"Memory" by Sugarcult]

Yeah, so as my title suggests, things have been going great lately. Im dating an awesome girl who I cant get enough of, and despite the fact that my head has been in the clouds for the last two weeks I actually managed to write my 8 page paper, which I think turned out pretty well for a summer paper, and even for one in general. I also managed to do what I think was quite good on my final today despite the fact that I was coaxed out of my house at 12 last night for a crazy night and got like 4 hours of sleep. I would write more about the whole situation but I just dont know how to put it into words, and if I try I just might never stop. :)

Last shift at the DLG tommorow. Sure its at 7 am, but Im so glad that its over, I just couldnt take a whole year of that place, cant wait to go back to Ortega. To those of you who know what Ortega is I know that sounds pathetic and scary but Ortega rocks.

Two weeks of FREEDOM! No Class! No School! I can do whatever I want. Muwahaha. Except for next mon-wed, Supervisor retreat, its gonna be nuts.

Well its shower time for Josh now. Adieu.
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(no subject) [Sep. 4th, 2004|08:25 pm]
[Current Mood |hopefulhopeful]
[Listening to |"Don't Panic" by Coldplay(Garden State Soundtrack)]

So Im on a high right now, things just seem to be going right. I have an 8 page paper due in 2 days that I havent started yet and its not changing my mood for the worse. I also have to read a 300 page book in the next few days and Im not even sweating it. Today has been one of those fuzzy days where nothing really seems like it's happening. It has a bit to with the fact that I drank a lot last night. I got some great pictures lol. But yeah I felt great this morning, but there is more than one reason for that. My roommates and I went out to lunch today at this Italian place downtown where my roommate's cousin is a manager so we got a fatty discount and free desserts. Mmmm. Then we went shopping around and I controlled myself from buying a new video game because there are other things I want to do with my money and its finals week. Yay for my self control.

Three fun drinks for you to try:

Sake Bombs

Flaming Jesus


Look em up, theyre a lot of fun. Ok, time to continue the inner conflict that goes something like: Homework or anything but homework, hmmm. Hmmmm. :)
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Hehe [Sep. 1st, 2004|04:21 pm]

You Know You're From California When...

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You were born somewhere else.

You know how to eat an artichoke.

The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

Your car has bullet-proof windows.

Left is right and right is wrong.

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

Your family tree contains "significant others."

You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

More than clothes come out of the closets.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.

Smoking in your office is not optional.

You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."

Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.

Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.

You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.

You consult your horoscope before planning your day.

A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.

All highways into the state say: "no fruits."

All highways out of the state say: "Go back."

The Terminator is your governor

You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.

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